Thick Thighs Songtext
von Priscilla Block

I′ve heard
I've been hearing ′bout 'dad bods' a little too long
So what about my muffin top is wrong?
Suckin in really sucks
If I had a million bucks
I′d hire Jillian Michaels
And I′d probably still give up
I can't be the only one who likes
Extra fries over exercise
And never eat the produce that I buy
So why even try
You can′t spell 'Diet′ without 'Die′
I've been eatin' carbs since ′95
And I heard thick thighs save lives


God bless the Kardashians for bringing curves back
And all the sexy one-pieces hangin′ on the racks
If you can't handle these love handles you can find me at McDonald′s
And trust me
They'll be lovin′ it

I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
And never eat the produce that I buy
So why even try
You can′t spell 'Diet' without ′Die′
I've been eatin′ carbs since '95
And I heard thick thighs save lives


Now I can′t tell you what is gluten-free
But I can tell you
You won't catch me countin′ calories
Or macros, or net carbs
Or hell, MSG
I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
And never eat the produce that I buy
So why even try
You can't spell ′Diet′ without 'Die′
I've been eatin′ carbs since '95
And I heard thick thighs save lives
And I heard thick thighs save lives
So love thyself