Marijuana 101 Songtext
von Potluck

This weed game, man (it′s the game for me)
It makes a lotta paper (sure do)
And I'm tryin′ to be a rich man (real talk)
Gon' get you a little bit of loot? (I like helping)
You wanna be a rich man? (Yes)

You smoke it every day, and you smoke it every night
You smoke it in a joint, blunt, bong, or in a pipe
Puff, puff, and pass, all you gotta do is ask
Marijuana one-o-one, the only class that I can pass

I'm about to grow the most beautifullest thing you ever seen (that′s right)
I got indoor, outdoor, I got pinkish-purple weed
They can′t stop me, I buy supplies and stay away from coppers (get away)
A ganja farm and lookin' in the sky, I′m seein' helicopters
Jealous talkers tellin′ get no love where I'm from
You shut your mouth, don′t tell nobody unless you want the feds to come
So I shut up, stay low-pro' and stick to what I know
Set the timers, hang the lights, and watch this marijuana grow


PH the tubs, I'm makin′ sure the fans is spinnin′ right
Put grow rocks in the buckets, then I move the plants right in the light (oh)
Look for mites, check for seeds, hope they don't hermaphrodite
Appreciation for the weed, been growin′ more than half my life (that's right)
Harvest time, money signed, time to let ′em dry (yes)
Flush 'em clean, trim and bag the weed, I love my 215 (love ′em)
Pounds for three, I got hundreds and that means hella G's
Fuck sellin' CDs, I gotta call a dude to see these

This one time
Hey, I got the purple
Is it really purple this time?
Yup, it is
Well, then let′s get rich (oh)

I been holdin′ on to pounds, takin' calls from outta town
Cell is ringin′ like a bell 'cause the word done got around
Bud is purple (uh-huh), frosty (uh-huh), smell like asshole crack (damn)
Pulling buds up out my sack the size of baseball bats (right)
You feel it in your chest, it′s better than the best
My shit, it sells itself, I make more cheddar than the rest
Won't ever do ya dirty, 80 grand will get ya 30
My niggas down south say, "This bud is so purty!"


Never will I stop, Humboldt County got it locked
Started snoopin′ more at night, stop servin' off the block
I'm workin′ every day, no boss, no day off
This job don′t got no benefits to help with smoker's cough
I′m grindin' like a skater (skater), I′m servin' like a waiter (waiter)
I′m hustlin' like lil' Damian when chasin′ down this paper (paper)
Gotta have it my way (uh-huh), catch me on the highway (that′s right)
Become the situation if you smokey on a Friday

You smoke it every day, and you smoke it every night
You smoke it in a joint, blunt, bong, or in a pipe
Puff, puff, and pass, all you gotta do is ask
Marijuana one-o-one, the only class that I can pass

Green thumb grower, big pound holder, block street soldier
Everybody wanna little bit of weed, and I'm a
Green thumb grower, big pound holder, block street soldier
Everybody wanna little bit of bud

What′s up wit' it, man? What the business is?
You tryin′ to be a rich man?
Oh, yeah, man, I'm caked up
You know I′m waitin' for a flock chickens right now
You know I'm tryin′ to make that next move
I′m in the streets, you know I go get it

Just received a package from the homeland, whoa (man)
89 big boys gonna break 'em down to little bros
Before I hit the door, I roll five
I′m a Humboldt boy, it's in my nature to stay high (yep)
What′s the price, 350 in the streets
But since I got the right plug, I let it go a little cheap
325, yeah, that's it, even cheaper by the folds
I call ′em, "get-rich starter kits"

So holla at yo' boy, I'm hollerin′ holla at yo boy (come see me)
45 in the waistline, backpack full of joy
From Sac to Oakland, Richmond, and back (yep)
Fairfield a little stoppin′ and back to Sac (whoa)
I don't discriminate, man, I′m in all hoods
Four XT across the front say it's all good (all good)
And it′s all good, two for 15's or four for 30′s
I'm slangin' purple and good greens

And good schemes keep me on top of sales
Not sufferin′ from the months, but I′m sufferin' from pocket swells
One eye, yeah, that one guy
Is now what they hollerin′ when I'm ridin′ by

You smoke it every day, and you smoke it every night
You smoke it in a joint, blunt, bong, or in a pipe
Puff, puff, and pass, all you gotta do is ask
Marijuana one-o-one, the only class that I can pass

Green thumb grower, big pound holder, block street soldier
Everybody wanna little bit of weed, and I'm a
Green thumb grower, big pound holder, block street soldier
Everybody wanna little bit of bud