The Greatest Song About A Cat Ever Made Songtext
von Pleasantries

You′re the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
Brown tabby and green eyes that see through me
Put cat food in his bowl, he′ll only eat the meat
He'll go out at night, he don't come back hungry

I wonder what he does when he′s on his own
Look out my window to catch him coming home
At this distance, he looks harmless, no cause for alarm
I thought that ′til he killed that chipmunk on my lawn

Honey, get away from the window
What do you mean, honey?
Oh my god!
Mommy, no!
Run for your lives!
Daddy, no!
Get nice and fat for me now, I'll be back for you later


You′re still so cute, although I'm terrified of you
Food′s in your bowl, but you'd rather eat animals
That′s fine, but don't you bring that chipmunk corpse inside
The stench of death while sweet will taint our house's vibes
Go place it in the designated stack of chipmunk bones
Only then will I grant you access to our home
We′ll sit up on the couch while you watch me watch TV
And I will pat your head until you fall asleep

You′re the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
You′re the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
You′re the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
You′re the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
You're the cutest thing in life I′ve ever seen
You′re the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
You′re the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
You′re the cutest thing in life I've ever seen