Modern Man Songtext
von Phoenix Down

Oh, You know I think I like the off beat
Careful where you do your dance, you have two left feet
Bleat, another sheep with some canned heat
Wrong street, short meat, cause she′ll never complete

Oh yeah,
What the fuck is up, you got a problem?
This pity party won't ever solve ′em
Stop, being a punk ass bitch
You'd sell yourself as a slave if it made your dick twitch

Forbidden muses, and sorry ass excuses
Won't loosen nooses, or ease the cruel abuses
Forbidden muses, and sorry ass excuses
Won′t loosen nooses, or ease the cruel abuses

That′s what's up
In a minute you′ll be beggin' us to lighten up.
Oh, you know I think I′ve heard about enough.
Pretty soon you'll tell the world that you just had it rough
Tough, Don′t mind me if I call your bluff
Only fluff, That's the stuff, never speaking off the cuff.


Scripted

What the fuck is up, you got a problem?
This pity party won't ever solve ′em
Stop, being a punk ass bitch
You′d sell yourself as a slave if it made your dick twitch

Forbidden muses, and sorry ass excuses
Won't loosen nooses, or ease the cruel abuses
Forbidden muses, and sorry ass excuses
Won′t loosen nooses, or ease the cruel abuses

Could be laying pipe but the sock's where the juice is
Men make changes, but boys make excuses
He′s with his girls other man making truces
You're a killer

Fuck that shit
This sounds like me
And now I want to fucking break some shit
You′re a, killer, just like me
It's like I'm looking at a fucking mirror, just like me
You′re a, killer, just like me


Loses
Don′t know who won but everyone loses
The perfect modern man
He does as he chooses

Forbidden muses, and sorry ass excuses
Won't loosen nooses, or ease the cruel abuses
Forbidden muses, and sorry ass excuses
Won′t loosen nooses, or ease the cruel abuses

Excuses
You talk about manhood
Do you know what it's use is
Use is
No surprise you′re depressed like me just a
Perfect modern man always does as he chooses
And everyone loses