Terrible Lizards Songtext
von Peter Silsbee

Lizard girls and lizard boys
Playing with their lizard toys
Practicing their lizard ploys
Making all that lizard noise

Lizard party: so insane
Smoke cigars and spill champagne
Drunken lizards feel no pain
Because they all have lizard brain


Look at what the lizards wear
Snakeskin boots and ostrich hair
Lizards leave their midriff bare
Lizards dress with too much flare

I′ll never eat no lizard meal
Earwigs and banana peel
Worms and crickets, what's the deal?
Don′t like how it makes me feel

Lizards mating in the sun
Doesn't look like that much fun
It's been hours since they begun
When, dear god, will they be done


Lizard girls and lizard boys
Playing with their lizard toys
Practicing their lizard ploys
Making all that lizard noise