Serendipitous Songtext
von Percbuddy

(Shout out Percbuddy)
(Percbuddy, just RT Percbuddy)
(Y′all gotta clip this, collect this man Lil B!)
If I turn on my camera now your life is a movie
White girl wasted claws and noonies
Pop a top off that hydroxy I take two of these
Heard your MCM got pockets full of roofie beans
Last night was the Percbuddy movie screens
Last night was the Percbuddy movie screen
That deserves a sequel
Beautiful people in the cast
Serendipitous how often they all lack (yeah)
Haters get no call-backs
I'm just such a mall rat
They don′t know I'm Perc that's why
They walk around like they all that
That deserves a prequel I got beautiful people in my past
You bring harm to my goons I put your arm into a cast
That deserves a sequel
Beautiful people in the cast


Serendipitous how often they all lack
Keeping track of several email accounts
I serve up the swag in very generous amounts
Wouldn′t couldn′t stop until I have a stack to count
I serve up the swag in very generous amounts
I won't stop till I got money just to put it where my mouth is
They do my dance I see them Percbuddy pouncing
Sync up to the sounds as we drop it to the ground
Smile if your mouth clean holler if it′s round
Sync up to the sounds as we drop it to the ground
Smile if your mouth clean holler if it's-
Keeping track of several email accounts
I serve up the swag in very generous amounts
Uh, why you moaning on the track?
Yeah, turn the music up hear Perckie floatin′ on the track
Uh, why you moaning on the track?
Yeah, turn the music up hear Perckie moanin' in the back
(Dead as hell)
Uhh (What shoes she got on?)
Uhh (What shoes she got on in her casket?)
(That′s why your granny ain't got no knees)
(How 'bout that, she can′t double dutch) (Get out my car)
(That′s why yo- yo baby, got a glass eye) (Get out of my car!)
Uh, why you moaning on the track?
Yeah, turn the music up hear Perckie moanin' in the back
Keeping track of several email accounts
I serve up the swag in very generous amounts
Look I′m always moving you in line for fish filet
Get no play it's so tragic how he never get no play
Every day gotta UV clean the Patek every day
I′m a made man I worked hard enough to earn my pay
Sync up to the sounds as we drop it to the ground
Smile if your mouth clean holler if it's round
I′m already geeked, huh
I'm not expecting any sleep
I'm- Sync up- Sync up to the sounds as we drop it to the-
Sync up- Sync up to the sounds as we drop it to the ground
Uh, why you moaning on the track?
Yeah, turn the music up hear Perckie moanin′ in the back
I serve up the swag in- swag in- swag in very generous amounts
(Dead as hell) Percbuddy proverbs
(Shout out Percbuddy)