Just Married Songtext
von Pegz

"Здарова, я Бо′газ
Ты хочешь купить девочку?
Come on."


I'm not ready for marriage, sex with a nanny
Having affairs with friends of the family
I know a lot of hardcore heads understand me
That life as an artist is forever demanding
I can′t handle the pressure of planning
Checking your arse like retina scanning
Ayo, calm down, this is what I wanted
Be happy for me, I found a girl who's on it
This is my life, feels right to make the promise
Man, I think I'm gonna vomit
Little gromits, bring pain, shrink wallets
I′m only trying to spit, honestly kick knowledge
I′m not concerned about the size of my pockets
So how you gonna provide with your profits?
You still ain't got it, we both got jobs
Two-thousand-and-six and there ain′t no boss
Work half as hard and halve the cost
Safe as an Armaguard parking spot
Fourteen years of relationships
And I don't believe shit like an atheist
Don′t wanna wake up bloody with a Baywatch body
Nah, wake up grumpy with a brain that's throbbing
I wanna make love to my favourite honey
Hold her in my hands like Australian currency
Study like a book that′s mine for good
I'ma study her from behind and inside the hood

So come on, we could be happily married
Come on, this ain't Harry Met Sally
Come on, there′s something that you need to know
Leave it alone, a teach to their own
Come on, we could be happily married
Come on, this ain′t Harry Met Sally
Come on, there's something that you need to know
Leave it alone, a teach to their own


I found something sweet to keep
You′ll be old and bitter, wishing you were me
Accompanied by crabs and other S-T-Ds
Top it all off, you catch Ben Lee's disease
Please, no matter how strong
You can′t replace the male and female bond
How long can you con a girl out of a skirt
Before you come across a loss that actually hurts?
Too much work to insert for no reward
Besides, if I like I could always get divorced
Beautiful law, the net for safety
While you're on your drought I′m getting laid daily
'Cause I know one brother who never got hitched
Now he's living like shit
Said I know one brother who never took a risk
Now he′s constantly pissed

Come on, we could be happily married
Come on, this ain′t Harry Met Sally
Come on, there's something that you need to know
Leave it alone, a teach to their own
Come on, we could be happily married
Come on, this ain′t Harry Met Sally
Come on, there's something that you need to know
Leave it alone, a teach to their own

No honey, yes honey, please honey, get something
Don′t forget milk and bread, saving the rent money
You wanna take her for the day's food
I wanna take her just to fuck in the change room
You wanna get lucky like Donald Duck
You′re gonna get screwed like Donald Trump
'Cause I know you're in love but it′s not enough
I′ve seen a lot of good couples go far that month
Yo, ma, let me ask you a question
Is your father-in-law, mafia connected?
'Cause I know one brother used to cheat on his missus
Now he sleep with the fishes
Yeah, I know one brother used to treat ′em like bitches
Now he sleep with the fishes
Yo bro, I ain't doubting your faith
We got a thousand tour dates and an album to make

So come on, we could be happily married
Come on, this ain′t Harry Met Sally
Come on, there's something that you need to know
Leave it alone, a teach to their own
Come on, we could be happily married
Come on, this ain′t Harry Met Sally
Come on, there's something that you need to know
Leave it alone, a teach to their own

Come on, come on, come on
There's something that you need to know
Leave it alone, a teach to their own
Come on, come on, come on
There′s something that you need to know
Leave it alone, a teach to their own

"Well I just wanna settle, man, stress-free
So I can make good music for once"
"Well tell me how fucking stress-free it is"
"Yeah, it′s not very stress-free
But hey, you know, it's worth it man"
"Oh, bullshit"
"Yeah, it′s worth it, it's worth it"
"I′ll be in me stubby shorts and me, uh, me thongs"
"Thongs, yeah"
"I'll be in me fucking funeral suit"