Burn Down The Trailer Park Songtext
von Paul Thorn

I borrowed some money and sold my car
Put an Airstream trailer up on blocks
That satellite dish was my first mistake
She started watchin Oprah Winfrey
And Rikki Lake

She cut me down to once a week
At suppertime, there wasn't nothin to eat
I was paranoid and scared to death
She came home with Aqua Velva
On her breath

I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard
I can't live here since she broke my heart
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park


She hired the neighbor's son
To cut our grass
Gave his cold ice tea and a piece of pie
Landlord came while i was out of town
The pipes got fixed and the rent went down

I fell asleep with the Late Show on
Now it's 2am - i wake up and she's gone
I got a strong suspicion she's at it again
And since i don't know which trailer she's in

I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard
I can't live here since she broke my heart
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park

Jenny Jones don't understand
Geraldo don't understand
Maury Povich sure don't understand
I got a can of gas - i'm a dangerous man

I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard
I can't live here since she broke my heart
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park