Horny Songtext
von OPM

I′ve been sittin' here all night long
I′ve been sittin' here for way too long
Will somebody tell me what's goin′ on?
Will somebody tell me what I′m doin' wrong?

′Cause girls come and girls just-a go
I wish these girls would just let me know

Can I take you home tonight?
Is my future with you lookin' bright?

A wink ain′t nothin' but dust in your eye
Eye contact is like sayin′ "Hi"
Flirtin' is just makin' time go by
It seems nothin′ works even though I try

So this is what we gonna do
You make it easy for me, I′ll make it easy for you

Just clap your hands, just clap your hands


Just clap your hands if you're horny
If you′re horny and you know it, clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it, clap your hands
If you′re horny and you know it and you really wanna show it
Then get on my lap and do a dance

I keep on lookin' at her like I got game
What′s your sign, girl? What's your name?
Are you lookin' at me like I′m lookin′ at you?
Later on, baby doll, we'll be cookin′ for two, yeah

Girls come and girls just-a go
I wish these girls would just let me know

Can I take you home tonight?
Is my future with you lookin' bright?

All this conversatin′, it's so frustratin′
All this in-between waitin' that comes along with datin'
Masturbatin′ will be just fine
We′re just wastin' time with these pick-up lines

So this is what we′re gonna do
You make it easy for me, I'll make it easy for you

Just clap your hands, just clap your hands


Just clap your hands if you′re horny
If you're horny and you know it, clap your hands
If you′re horny and you know it, clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it and you really wanna show it
Then get on my lap and do a dance

Put your pants back on
Put your pants back on
Put your pants back on

If you're horny and you know it, clap your hands
If you′re horny and you know it, clap your hands
If you′re horny and you know it and you really wanna show it
Then get on my lap and do a dance

If you're horny and you know it, clap your hands
If you′re horny and you know it, clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it and you really wanna show it

If you′re horny and you know it, clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it, clap your hands

If you′re horny and you know it, clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it and you really wanna show it
Then get on my lap and do a dance

If you're horny and you know it, clap your hands
If you′re horny and you know it, clap your hands
If you′re horny and you know it and you really wanna show it
If you're horny and you know it, clap your hands
If you′re horny and you know it, clap your hands
If you're horny and you know it, clap your hands
If you′re horny and you know it and you really wanna show it
Then get on my lap and do a dance

If you're horny and you know it, clap your hands