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von Ominous Seapods

Tom, this is Doug calling. Uh, we′re back in town. We were, we were at
The sea recently, actually, and we did see some sea pods. And I
Wanted to tell you something very serious. Sea pods are not
Ominous at all. They're very friendly. In fact, they′re harmless
And I think that you guys, through the name of your band Are spreading a violent and degrading image of sea pods. And
I think that you're, you're doing a grave disservice to the
Sea pods and the general community at large. So I would like to
Suggest that you change the name of your band to the Ominous
Yet Harmless Sea Pods. Please consider this. Thank you very much