Frictionless Wipe Songtext
von OCT

I ate Chipotle, my stomach is bloated
My tummy′s turning so I head to the toilet
Take a seat and I let out my dooty
I grab some paper and I scrape at my booty

Uh
It's a frictionless wipe
And now I′ll be here all night
I slide across the one ply

Like I'm gliding on ice
I had a frictionless wipe
My hand is cramping tonight
I made a human mudslide


Every wipe is not white
I had a frictionless wipe
A frictionless wipe
A frictionless wipe
A frictionless
A frictionless wipe
A frictionless wipe
I had a frictionless wipe
A frictionless wipe
A frictionless wipe

Hit the poop deck, systems overloaded
I pop a squat and then I empty a load in
Spread my cheeks and unleash an explosion
It doesn't matter if I crumple or fold it


Cuz it′s a frictionless wipe
And now I′ll be here all night
I'm numb in both of my thighs
I can′t stand for my life
Cuz of this frictionless wipe
My butt's a sharpie tonight
I glide across the one ply
The glissando of wipes
Oh it′s a frictionless wipe
A frictionless wipe
A frictionless wipe
A frictionless
A frictionless wipe
A frictionless wipe
God I had a frictionless wipe
A frictionless wipe
A frictionless wipe

It's just a frictionless wipe
And now I′ll be here all night
I slide across the one ply
Like I'm gliding on ice
I had a frictionless wipe
My hand is cramping tonight
I made a human mudslide
Every wipe is not white
I got a frictionless wipe
A frictionless wipe