Convention Songtext
von Nuclear Bubble Wrap

Wake up in the morning, though last night I couldn′t sleep
Packed my bags up, 'cause today I am in for a treat
Puttin′ on my costume and then I will hit the road
I'm feeling so excited that my brain just might explode

I just can't wait to get there and show off my fanboyness
I′ve never felt this cheerful since I won six games of chess
My costume was two hundred bucks, and I′ll wear it in the car
I'm gonna get the autograph of my favorite star

At the Teletubbies convention
Yes, the Teletubbies convention
All my dreams will come true, and oh yeah, did I mention
Bands and fans and people dressed up just like Tinky-Winky
Say eh-oh, La La and Po, It′s picture time with Dipsy


Look, there's Anne Wood signing stuff, and all the merchandise
A stand where you can ask Po any question for advice
And they′re showing a free screening of a brand-new episode
I'm among the first to see it, my excitements overflowed

I just got a bootleg of the Japanese dub
And I am now a member of the Teletubbies fan club
Some people may laugh at me, and say I′m immature
But I don't care what people, my fandom is secure
It's such a joy, to buy a toy, and keep it in the box
Now I don′t know about you, but Teletubbies rocks my socks

The Teletubbies convention
Yes, the Teletubbies convention
Brought some brand-new wallpaper, I′ll decorate my kitchen
Man, I plan to come next year and dress like Tinky-Winky
Say eh-oh, La La and Po, It's picture time with Dipsy
See you at the Care Bears con next week