Birdfucker Songtext
von Nuclear Bubble Wrap

You spend your days bird watching
While petting your sapsucker
And pelican debauching
And goosing some poor clucker
The early bird will get the worm
If worm is just a cutesy term
You′re using to describe your sperm

Bird fucker

Now when you buy a chicken
You don't want to pluck her
No, you′d rather stick your dick in
You filthy rubber ducker
And in your wettest dream you let
An ostrich and an emu
Peck your neck and double team you

Bird fucker

You fuck birds
There are no words
Except bird fucker


You'd get fowl with an owl
You'd make sweet love to a turtle dove
You want to screw a cockatoo
You′d plug your hole with an oriole

The common loon is your favorite boon
You′d love a swan to come upon
You'd bury your meat in a parakeet
You′d fuck an eagle if it weren't illegal
There is no quail you wouldn′t nail
There is no stork you wouldn't pork
You′d spill your sauce on an albatross
Let loose your juice on Mother Goose

Oh yes, you're the robin robin so good
Misbehavin' with a raven in a wood
Pecker peckin′ your wood
And the swallow swallows your birdseed
That′s what you need
Skeet skeet to the tweet tweet
And you're fuckin′ a falcon
And you're cocked in a hawk
And you wanna make a bald eagle squawk

′Cause you're a bird fucker
You fuck birds