Tetradecahedron Songtext
von Noah Simcox

The Earth as we know it is not a globe, but neither is it flat
Rather, it is a mysterious new shape that has captivated the minds of scientists
Known only as the Tetradecahedron

It′s a six-syllable polyhedron shape
And it makes up me and you like some cosmic tape
It's the Universe′s diagram with everything inside
And the parts that it shows are amplified with cyanide

A cubed
Multiplied by two times the square root of six
Times the square root of three
Plus three times the square root of 24
Plus 14 times
The square root of three all divided by four equals
A cubed

(That's the formula for the meaning of life)

After discovering the shape, the group of 14 scientists gathered together to observe its mysterious properties
They found that the Tetradecahedron was responsible for all of the natural wonders that our survival depends on
The DNA sequences in our cells, atoms, black holes, and even existence at all would cease to exist without the Tetradecahedron


There are 14 sides in the third-dimension
And that's way too much for our comprehension
There are two hexagons and 12 pentagons
And together they make Humanity their pawns

A 14-sided apocalypse
To control all of our politics
An object of pure benevolence
No one can doubt its prevalence
In Mankind′s work and philosophy
I′ll go insane for its prophecy
Just to find its end or meet my end
Nobody knows how I'll contend

There′s not much more time left for me to rhyme
Just 30 more seconds for the music to chime
But the Tetradecahedron will always live on
It never runs out unlike this song

It's a six-syllable polyhedron shape
And it makes up me and you, like some cosmic tape
It′s the Universe's diagram with everything inside
And the parts that it shows are amplified with cyanide