Party Songtext
von Nick Swardson

I started saying the word "Party" all the time
It′s all downhill for me
I just said par-, like I just, I'll say-, like, instead of saying, "Yes"
Someone′ll be like, "Hey! You wanna go outside?"
I'll be like, "Party"
So stupid, started saying it all the time

So this just happened to me, it's a true story
Couple months ago, I′m at a restaurant, go to the bathroom
And I kinda burst in the bathroom
Like, I thought it was a big bathroom
But it was a single, and like, I didn′t lock the door


So I'm literally just like, "Ah! Oh!"
And the guy′s washing his hands
And uh, I was like, "Oh! Sorry"
And he's like, "No, it′s cool, w-where's the paper towels?"
I′m like, "I don't fucking know, right there?"
So he's like, "Thanks"
So he starts drying his hands, and I was like, all confused
′Cause like, I didn′t wanna start peeing, 'cause he′s still there
So I'm like just like hanging out, like, waiting for him to finish

But like, he took forever to dry his hands
And there was like this uncomfortable silence
And uh, he just realized I was still standing there
So he like, just like looks over at me
Swear to God, I didn′t know what to say
So I just stood there, I'm like, "Party"
He′s like, "What's that?"
I'm like, "Party, no, I gotta go, nothing, I′m good"

But in my head, I′m just like, "Of all the words to just say
You're in a bathroom with a strange man, party?
No, there′s no party here, buddy, okay? You just keep going"
I don't know, I′m an idiot