Drinking Songtext
von Nick Swardson

Dude, I′m gonna get fucked up tonight
I love it, I love drinking, I love drinking
I like drinking, I'm a big drinker
I like blacking out, yes, yes

I don′t know why that's frowned upon
It is very exciting
You know, you wake up the next day
You're like, what happened? I don′t know

I think it′s fun, 'cause when I was a kid
I always wanted to be a detective
So when you drink too much and you black out
You wake up, you have a lot of mysteries to solve


It is very exciting
I wake up, I′m like, where are my pants?
Somebody stole them, a clue, somebody vomited
Who did that? The mystery begins
Get on a little hat and a magnifying glass

I was at a party recently and somebody busted out the wine coolers
Holler back
Yeah, that is serious drinking
You ever ride that train, table 74? It is rough
I'm telling you, you have about 70 of those and you are flying
That is a good ride

No, but somebody did bring wine coolers to this party I was at
And it just, I started laughing just ′cause I was thinking like
Alcohol has destroyed so many lives
And I was just thinking like
I wonder if wine coolers ever just fucked somebody's life up


Just took somebody down, just wine coolers, that′s it
Like, could there be a more pathetic way to go to rehab?
You have to stand up in front of everyone like, "Hi, my name is Nick
And Kiwi Strawberry ruined my life"
Everyone just kicks your ass
Get him, what a dick