Friends Songtext
von Nice Peter

Dobido, you′re married to my brother and I've never liked you.
We′re forced to hug eachother, and it feels weird and you smell weird and I can't wait for you to leave!
I don't like you!
You don′t like me!
Why do we both pretend to be friends, we′re not, friends.
No, friends, we're not, friends, no.
I run into you at a Wallgreen′s and I, try to duck before you see me.
But I've bumped into you at the orange juice, I say ′hi', you say ′how are you', I say ' Thanks, I really should be going now′.
I don′t wanna talk to you, and I know you don't like me, why do we both pretend to be, friends, we′re not, friends, no!
Friends, we're not, friends, no!
I wish we could be like dogs and snarl as we keep walking by, and may I be on a tree that you pee on, now it′s mine, bitch!
Friends, we're not, friends, no!
Friends, we′re not friends, no!
Dobidodobidobido