Led Zeppelin Rules Songtext
von Nerf Herder

I turn on my radio
And all the music sounds hollow
The first song they′re playing sucks
And the next one swallows
The singer is whining
And the drummer sounds bored
The guitar player's tone is like a Commodore 64
Don′t settle for less
Don't suffer the fools, no
Don't give them your allowance money
Let′s shout, "Led Zeppelin rules!"
Yeah!
I turn on my TV set
And I see the American Idol show
And people are wondering why
All the kids are suicidal
Well, Jessica and Brittany
And Paris and Ashley
Well, they look so pretty
Then you ask me if I like their music


Well, I didn′t know that they had any
Don't listen to disco
Don′t listen to punk, no
Don't listen to the men down under
And all that junk, whoa
Don′t suffer the fools
Don't settle for less, no
Don′t give them your allowance money
Let's shout, "Led Zeppelin rules!"
Hey bro, check out the new Donut Boy song I
Got for free on my cell phone! It's so rad!
I′m not gonna listen to your stupid cell phone! Check this out!
Dude, what′s that?
It's got real music on it! It′s called a cassette tape!
What? How many minutes do you do with that thing?
Ninety!
Whoa!
Don't settle for less
Don′t suffer the fools, no
Don't give them your allowance money
Let′s shout, "Led Zeppelin rules!"
Don't listen to disco
Don't listen to punk, no
Don′t listen to the men down under
And all that junk, whoa
Don′t suffer the fools
Don't settle for less, no
Don′t give them your allowance money
Let's shout, "Led Zeppelin rules!"
Don′t listen to disco
Don't listen to punk
Don′t listen to junk
Don't listen to, don't listen to Ska