The Dublin Deluge - Live Songtext
von Native Echo

Alright lads
Last night, I came so hard I nearly drowned the poor bastard

He had his face buried deep between his thighs
Lookin′ like a man who hadn't eaten in five lives
I felt it buildin′ like a wave about to break
Then I exploded, pure Irish flood, for fuck's sake
Soaked his beard, soaked the sheets, soaked the fuckin' floor
He came up gaspin′ like he′d just swum to shore

I'm a squirter, a gusher, a proper fuckin′ hose
A walkin' waterfall between me legs, God knows
I don′t just cum, I launch, I spray, I drown
Leave a man lookin' like he fell in the Liffey and went down
Call it the Dublin deluge, the cork monsoon
The night I nearly washed him out of the room


Tried to warn him, said love, you might wanna move
But he just grinned and shoved his tongue in deeper, the fool
Next second I was shootin′ like a broken fire hydrant
Hit the headboard, hit the wall, hit the poor dog pantin'
He wiped his face and laughed, Jesus, you're a freak
I said shut up and get back down, I′m not done this week

I′m a squirter, a gusher, a proper fuckin' hose
A walkin′ waterfall between me legs, God knows
I don't just cum, I launch, I spray, I drown
Leave a man lookin′ like he fell in the Liffey and went down
Dublin deluge, cork monsoon
Nearly washed the poor lad out of the room, yeah

Next morning, the mattress was ruined, the carpet was damp
He limped to the kitchen still wearin' me as a stamp
Looked at me and said you′re banned from my bed
I just smiled and replied then we'll do it on the floor instead

I'm a squirter, a gusher, a proper fuckin′ hose
Walkin′ waterfall between me legs, God knows
I don't just cum, I launch, I spray, I drown
Leave a man lookin′ like he fell in the Liffey and went down
Dublin deluge, cork monsoon
If you value your life, bring a towel, or just run

Sláinte
And maybe invest in a mop

Alright lads