Baked Beans Songtext
von Mother Goose

Here′s a little song called
Ice Cream

I was feeling a bit peckish the other day
So I thought that I might have to head around to the ol' Stupidmarket, to check out the Ice Cream situation

So I headed off ′ round the local Stupidmarket
Went through the doors, and there, over to the right, standing next to the Ice Creams was a real cool lookin' chick

So I thought I might have to just, quietly and casually walk over in her general direction, and say something classic to her like - Hi There!


So, I casually and inconspicuously wandered over her direction, Stood up to her and said - Hi there
My name's Wozzy and I try to write parodies, and put them on the net
And she said "Well, good for you"

So I thought it was about time I used my old line on her, so I got up on my tip-toes and whispered in her ear
′How about we head back to your place for a scoop of Ice Cream!!!

Never fails, ya know
Mind you - Ive always been a bit of a jack-the-lad with the girls and everything
Anyway, by this time she couldn′t resist my obvoius charms
So she said 'O.K.′ - Big Boy

And she took me out of the Supermarket, down the main street, 'round the corner and ended up back at her place - we went through the front door, down the hallway, into the kitchen, where lying on the table right before me two beady little eyes, was a big carton of rich, creamy
ICE CREAM!!!! YEAH YEAH