Pigmy Pig Songtext
von Moondog

Pygmy pig, how big you are
Big as pygmy seal
Pygmy corn, how big you are
Big as pygmy eel
Pygmy elk, how big you are
Big as pygmy bear
Pygmy ham, how big you are
Big as pygmy hare
Pygmy ox, how big you are
Big as pygmy moose
Pygmy leek, how big you are
Big as pygmy goose Pygmy squash, how big you are
Big as pygmy coon
Pygmy clam, how big you are
Big as pygmy prune
Pygmy trout, how big you are
Big as pygmy quail
Pygmy nut, how big you are
Big as pygmy snail
Pygmy squirrel, how big you are
Big as pygmy beet
Pygmy grape, how big you are
Big as pygmy wheat


All you herbivoreans
Reapers do adore
If the only food were meat
You would eat no more
All you carnivoreans
Butchers do adore
If the only food were plant
You would eat no more
All you omnivoreans
Waging total war
If the only food were none
You would eat no more
All the pygmy edibles
Wish your pygmies well
Eat your way to heaven or
Eat your way to hell