Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two‐Headed Love Child Songtext
von Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child
It′s a bigfoot baby all covered in fur now
Stark raving naked in a fornication nation
We were secretly married out in Las Vegas
In a little bitty chapel Joan Collins married us
Rootin' tootin′ ain't high falootin'

Rick Astley is a panty waste, mash my butt in his face
His teeney tiny two inches of turtle, there they are going hysteria
Hairbrained, cockamamie, knuckle headed, idgit, galoot


No truth to the rumor about Spud′s and Debbie G
Only went to the motel just to watch a little TV
Hate that dog, he must die

T-T-T-T-T-Tiffany is a wrestling in Jello
Body slamming Debbie G, they′re covered head to toe
Pardon my hard-on

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child
It's a bigfoot baby all covered in fur now
Stark raving naked in a fornication nation
I′m stark raving naked in a fornication nation
Stark raving naked in a fornication nation