Jackass Songtext
von Mike Sherm

(M-m-money on this thang)

You say you don′t suck dick? Bitch, you childish
Saucy ass nigga, no need for a stylist
The wings on my jeans got me flyer than a pilot
I don't got a stack ′cause the money keep pilin'
My P stand for player, all my hoes is the finest
Phone keep buzzing like that shit caught a virus
Hit it on camera and my shit going viral
I'm a side nigga, what the fuck is a title?

Fuck a nigga bitch, now he′s sick, stop whining
Ain′t worried about you suckers, just waiting on perfect timing
Hottest nigga out, like the sun bitch, I'm shining
I′m a dickhead, quit acting like a vagina
She ain't let me fuck, now I′m fucking on her partna
This bitch psyched out, want me to hit with no condom
She ain't talking commas, I ain′t even hearing it
You a nasty nigga, tried to fuck her on her period


Vroom-vroom, you can hear it in my engine
I don't pillow talk, that's another form of snitching
I got ′em like weather, nigga who ain′t got no bitches
Fucking hoes back to back, ask Darryl, that's my witness
Only wanna fuck, I don′t ever wanna kick it
All my hoes thick like a motherfucking midget
I like that wet wet, make me bust in five minutes
I hate that dry pussy, I don't even wanna finish

I don′t really give a motherfuck about this rap shit
Don't got no credit card, ′cause I'm always talking cash shit
Got too many dimes, hit it once then I pass it
I got a hundred bars, what the fuck, I look like passion
I ain't showing love, wanna verse, I′ma tax ′em
Catch a net nigga up in person, I'ma max ′em
Ballin' on these niggas, I be flexing like an athlete
If rap don′t work, I'ma get it out her ass cheeks

Shout-out to my driver, every trip, I′m in the back seat
Pull up low-key, 'cause the bitches trying to attack me
Niggas wanna bust me 'cause they bitches always slap me
Ain′t trippin′ off you hams 'cause we keep a couple patties
Keep a tuck spot in case the rollers try to jack me
All you niggas do is fuck ducks like Daffy
Whole fit wet, don′t get close, I might splash 'em
All white kicks shit look like they ashy
Bitch