Monday's Experts Songtext
von Mick Thomas

Monday′s experts
Always know what's best
Always tell you what you should have done
Monday′s experts
Always know what's cooking
How the game was lost and how it could have been won

And when Monday comes around
Everyone's an expert in my town

Monday′s experts
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Monday′s experts
Ah-ha

Well, I see them at the shops
See them down the street
When I go up the pub, it's nearly everyone I meet
Saying I should have done this or I should have done that
By the time they finish talking, well, my beers are getting flat

And when Monday comes around
Everyone′s an expert in my town


And when Monday comes on by
Everyone's an expert to the sky

Well, Tuesday, Wednesday, I don′t mind
Thursday, Friday, talking blind
Saturday, Sunday, not so bad
But Monday comes and drives me mad

Monday's experts
Hear them talking on the TV, in the workshop
In the office talking all around the place
Monday′s experts
They've always got the good on
But you can't put a bet on at the finish of a race

And when Monday comes around
Everyone′s an expert in my town

And when Monday comes on by
Everyone′s an expert to the sky

And when Monday comes along
Everyone's an expert on my song


Monday′s experts
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Monday's experts
Ah-ha

Monday′s experts
Monday's experts
We′re all Monday's experts