Underwear Model Songtext
von Michael Perry

Underwear
Underwear
Underwear

Victoria′s Secret ain't got nothin′ on mine
'Cause when I am alone, I like to have a good time
Looking in the mirror – 'cause I′m so irresistible –
Staring at my package baby.
Put me on your package baby.

If I were an underwear model
I would strut my stuff – draws and all.
If I were an underwear model
I would peak outside if only for a little while
If I were an underwear model
Tell me. Tell me baby. Baby what would you do.
If I were an underwear model
′Cause baby baby baby I know what I would do.


I would dance, dance, dance
In my underpants, pants, pants.
(Make you feel whatever you want.
I'll take it off. Don′t have to talk.
Tommy, Diesel, XTG –
My underwear defines my chi.)

You tell me that you love me so I'll wash your car.
Your engine is pumping. Our bodies are thumping.
Some say I like nudity. Baby that′s alright with me.
Put the cuffs on. Give me time.
Charge me for the crime.

If I were an underwear model
I would strut my stuff – draws and all.
If I were an underwear model
I would peak outside if only for a little while.
If I were an underwear model
Tell me. Tell me baby. Baby what would you do.
If I were an underwear model
'Cause baby baby baby I know what I would do.


Give you revolutionary poses,
Graphic love in overdoses,
Turn around – show you my buns.
Pull out your gun ′cause I'm not done.
Wash that car. Scrub that tub.
Be my dom. I'm your sub.
Break me down. I′m getting proud.
Take my picture. You′re my crowd.

As your official underwear model
You have got to do as I please.
You have got to satisfy me.
Make me do the things you like.
I'll take you there.
It′s a vanity fair – a vanity affair.

Your eyes are like cameras.
Turn them on. See what I've got.
I know you wanna touch me there.
I am dancing in my underwear.

If I were an underwear model
Ohhhhhh Yea.
If I were an underwear model
Ohhhhhh! Shots fired!
If I were an underwear model
Tell me. Tell me baby. Baby what would you do.
If I were an underwear model
I know you wanna touch me there. I′m dancing in my underwear.

I would dance, dance, dance
In my underpants, pants, pants.
(Make you feel whatever you want.
I'll take it off. Don′t have to talk.
Turn around – show you my buns.
Pull out your gun 'cause I'm not done.)

Dance, dance, dance
In my underpants, pants, pants.
I would dance.