Cereal Killer Songtext
von Method Man & Redman

Yeah, yeah
Murda, murda, murda, kill, kill, kill
Murda, murda, murda, kill, kill, kill (I′m going to kill)

Slowly I turn, step by step
Through the back window, I crept
Silent as a mouse on a set
While everybody in the house slept
I disconnect the phones and the rest
Find a butcher knife

Cut the power lines to the lights
Now a nigga wild for the night
I come like the living death, straight from the dirt
Back to avenge his own death on this earth
Ever heard of Jason? Then you know my work

Down to the basement, the dog get it first
I can't help myself, my thoughts ain′t my own
The voices in my head just won't leave me alone
Murda, murda, murda, kill, kill, kill


Pissing on the car seats, flattenin' the wheels
So there′s no escape from the fate that awaits
No one to witness the horror taking place
Yeah, now I′m on my way up the stairs
To the bedroom on my prey unaware
Heads will be hung from the chimney with care
With hopes that the police soon will be here
I'm a killer!

I waited ′til channel 7
We are at the scene of a horrific crime, ladies and gentlemen
I can't describe it right now (yo, yo)

Fuck knocking, kick the door, evict the four
Yell out "It′s a stickup, hit the floor!"
You fish cake niggas, stay Lipton off
Did your mama name you, or Mrs. Paul's?
Battle in session, what′s up with it?
I talk like I walk with a fucked up pivot
Niggas scream out "It's just us bitches!"
Don't shoot, out the phone booth

I aim at your party, hit the wrong group
"Happy birth" ow, ow, ow, ow
Niggas done snap, runnin′ hunch back
Ducking, brick walls, get thumb tacked
So run laps, for I body you


Bust out the size, like karate shoes, Doc
Turn Velcro, when night falls
Central Park joggers, wear bright clothes
Tae bo, five flo′s
Lizard, Centipede, Snake
I'm a killer!

Cereal, cereal killer (this is the sound of a cow howl)
Cereal, cereal killer

Yo, yo
I walk on backs like Mr. Bentley
After p-p-p strips you empty
Gather around, for rapid sound
Fourth of July was three months ago, shoulda pad ′em down
No one will fold both thumbs
And eight fingers to square with Joe Young

Tongue below one, spit dumb, moron
For white boys to snowboard on
So whatchu, whatchu, whatchu want?
Chew spearmint gum two double-pump
Two cannons, piece by piece

Your school get dazed like G by G
Murda, murda, murda, kill, kill, kill
Take nuts and screws out Ferris wheels
If you ain't Missy, payin′ no bills
Body, you, and supermarket, no thrills

Murda, murda, murda, kill, kill, kill
Murda, murda, murda, kill, kill, kill (cereal, cereal killer)

Doc hold my coat, I'm ′bout to go low
Titanic MC rock the boat meth
Tone-deaf rhyme, microphone sex line
Next time don't forget the TEC-9
Step, Five digital, context is critical
Bomb threat these individuals that's on deck
So you the illest nigga in Nebraska? Hell naw
It′s the master, number sixteen, party crasher, Flex

I think too much, I drink too much
My crew don′t really give two fucks, about you ducks
We over here Shaolin
What, spontaneous combust when I smoke a bag of dust
Ah, what a rush, cigar be the Dutch
Method Man and Redman, Starsky and Hutch
I crush MC's
Can′t trust niggas, niggas can't trust me
I′m a killer!

(Cereal, cereal killer)
(Cereal, cereal killer)
(Cereal, cereal killer)
(Cereal, cereal killer)
(Cereal, cereal killer)