Feature With a Rapper Songtext
von Messiness

I was told by a wise old man
"Wanna shine? Do a feature with a rapper."
So I tried, as I wanted to shine
To do a feature with a rapper

Wanna rock it with a rapper? Then rap that RAP
Yeah, beats in your face like "Cat cat"
Drums getta strummin′ "PAP PRRR DAT PAP" and I hit them with
Quick date, quick 8 hit 'em quick mate, quick mate
Lips great, tell me how the hit taste
Wanna feature with a rapper, Messiness?
I got bars off the tongue like spit takes

Then I sent
A good thousand emails
Dreaming of
A feature with a rapper


99% of my letters went unreplied
Someone else said, "What′s in it for me?"
"Please speak to my manager," "Sorry, I'm way too busy,"
"Who are you?"

Wanna rock it with a rapper? Then rap that RAP
Yeah, beats in your face like "Cat cat"
Drums getta strummin' "PAP PRRR DAT PAP" and I hit them with
Quick date, quick 8 hit ′em quick mate, quick mate
Lips great, tell me how the hit taste
Wanna feature with a rapper, Messiness?
I got bars off the tongue like spit takes

I saw my hopes
Fade into nothingness
Couldn′t get
A feature with a rapper

Then one gloomy October day, an idea came to mind
To look for samples that are royalty-free
So I found them, but now I hope no one spots me and asks
"Who are you?"