Bumble Bee Songtext
von Meryn Cadell

I′ve met a wonderful man
And I think we're gonna have a beautiful relationship together
He followed me out of the bank the other
Day and spontaneously bought me flowers
Actually he held up the flowers and said he wished he
Could buy them for me but he′d left his wallet at home
So I bought the flowers and we laughed and walked
And talked and he told me all about himself
I mean how can I resist?

I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee
Won't my momma be so proud of me?
I′m bringing home a baby bumblebee
Ooh-wee, it stung me!


I probably should have resisted
Never trust a man
Why didn′t I read those articles in Self magazine more carefully
I probably could have avoided this
The man is married, okay?
Married, a thief, and a lousy lover too
I definitely should have resisted

I'm squishing up my baby bumblebee
Won′t Gloria Steinem be so proud of me?
I'm squishing up my baby bumblebee
Ooh-wee, it′s all over me!

I've gotta do something about my life
I can′t believe this has happened to me again
I'm thinking of starting a line of evil voodoo greeting cards

Licking up my baby bumblebee
I don't want evidence of my stupidity
I′m licking up my baby bumblebee
Ew, oh, ew, oh, ew

Oh, you know, I was still nurturing a tender
Broken heart when my Visa bill rolled in
Up to its limit in purchases that I don′t recall making
And oddly enough, old Mr. Marriedhead's phone has been disconnected
But you know, it really doesn′t matter
Tonight I went for the first time to a new age
Support group that I read about in the newspaper
And I'm already beginning to feel my anger dissolve away


I′m throwing up my baby bumblebee
Won't my bulimic past lives be so proud of me?
I′m throwing up my baby bumblebee
Ooh

Meditation and therapy take up a lot of my time now
But that's all right, I have very little money to go
Out since I started donating 80% of my wages to the
Crystal Light and Breakfast Cereal Healing Center
I've learned to laugh and play like a child all over again
The married man and the creditors′ notices mean nothing compared
To the personal development I feel in my deep and centered heart

I realize that I am in love with my instructor
There is a light in his eyes as bright as the aura around his head
With our mantras, we channel the world′s energy into him, and
The orgasms are like lightning through the mirror of my soul
Ooh-wee
Never trust a man

I can't believe I said that once

I′m bringing home another bumblebee
Won't my momma be so proud of me?
I′m bringing home another bumblebee
Ooh-wee