Hypothetical Songtext
von Mercutio

Let me paint a hypothetical
Please don′t be hypercritical
This kind of thing might happen to you
Though it's situational
And largely conversational
This kind of thing might happen to you

She went out drinking with her friends until her head began to spin
Her ears were ringing from the yells of last call
She fell into a cab and said "My neighborhood is straight ahead"
She broke her heel as she struggled with her door

Let me paint a hypothetical
Please don′t be hypercritical
This kind of thing might happen to you
Though it's situational
And largely conversational
This kind of thing might happen to you


She fell in pool with her suit down to the bathroom to get out
Took off her clothes and then she passed out on the floor
She woke up the next day in an unfamiliar place
Having made a mess on someone else's wall

Let me paint a hypothetical
Please don′t be hypercritical
This kind of thing might happen to you
Though it′s situational
And largely conversational
This kind of thing might happen to you

Sun through the blinds hits her eyes at dawn
Heavy head hung, she stepped barefoot through the lawn

So let me paint a hypothetical
Please don't be hypercritical
This kind of thing might happen to you
Though it′s situational
And largely conversational
This kind of thing might happen to you