Cryptofunk Songtext
von MDK

Hello!
Welcome to Cryptofunk Industries
Nefariously funky technology
Please press start

RPG
Go!

All systems online (cryptofunk)
Funkification beggining (cryptofunk)

Five
Four
Three
Two
One
Funk

Oh, damn

MDK


Close your eyes
You′re feeling very funky
Maximum funk achieved
Stand by
Initiating phase two
Very funky

Relax

Focus on the sound of my voice
(Cryptofunk)

Rela-a-a-a-ax

Oh, damn
Damn
Damn

Uh-oh
Wubstep overload detected
System destablizing
Please stand back

You must die (eeh!)

F-f-f-fight

Die

Oh, damn, it's MDK

System failure (funk)


Funky funk
Funk
Funky funk
Funky funk

Funkification
Failure
Funk
Funk you