U Can't Touch This Songtext
von MC Hammer

You can′t touch this
You can't touch this
You can′t touch this
You can't touch this

My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say, "Oh, my Lord
Thank you for blessin' me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet"
It feels good when you know you′re down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I′m known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you, homeboy, you can′t touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin′ and you know, you can't touch this
Look in my eyes, man, you can′t touch this


Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics, you can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants, you got it like that
And you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat while it's rollin′
Hold on, pump a little bit
And let ′em know it's goin′ on like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you′re too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

Yo, I told you, you can′t touch this
Why you standin' there, man? You can't touch this
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucker! You can′t touch this

Give me a song or rhythm, makin′ 'em sweat
That′s what I'm givin′ 'em
Now they know
You talk about the Hammer, you talkin′ 'bout a show that's hype and tight
Singers are sweatin′, so pass them a wipe or a tape
To learn what it′s gonna take in the '90s to burn the charts
Legit, either work hard or you might as well quit
That′s word, because you know you can't touch this

You can′t touch this
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Hammer time!


Go with the flow, it is said
If you can't groove to this, then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you′re gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump, bump, bump!
Yeah, you can't touch this

Look, man, you can′t touch this
You better get hype, boy, ′cause you know you can't, you can′t touch this
Ring the bell, school's back in!
Break it down!

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You can′t touch this
You can't touch this
You can′t touch this
Break it down!

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Every time you see me, the Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I′m magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doin′ this
With others makin' records that just don′t hit?
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It′s "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer!"
And the rest can go and play
You can't touch this

You can′t touch this
You can't touch this
Yeah, you can't touch this
I told you, you can′t touch this
Too hype, can′t touch this
Yo, we outta here, you can't touch this