Final Boss Songtext
von MC Frontalot

Yo, I crack the whip, you play the game
Every encounter that′s obstructionary comes in my name
So that you came to become obsessed with my location
Clues to my identity denied to the impatient

Step up, I sense you're on the precipice of something

Me, I′m on the brink of delivering you lumpings
Make you load your save up for the fifty-fifth time
Make you scroll through unskippable dialogue lines
And you still ain't any closer to discovering why
Got technology for lackeys that can hover and fly
Got them other two guys in their sights and out to wreck 'em
Get the beat down to you quicker than your finger in Tekken


I crack the whip, you play the game
You′re not gonna get the final boss tame
I crack the whip, you play the game
You′re not gonna get the final boss tame
I crack the whip, you play the game
You're not gonna get the final boss tame
I crack the whip, you play the game
You′re never gonna get the final boss tame

Elevated, I don't give a drip if you celebrate it
Every time you level up, it′s 'cause I delegated
Your demise to the wrong size of minions
Got a bigger batch coming, statisticians got a dim opinion
Of your chance to survive, make your time

I got a hundred billion of ′em and they're standing in line
To make you shine light out of your special move hole
'Cause you got hit so hard by the energy bolt
And there′s a moat you can′t cross, a key you can't get
Ain′t done the right NPC subquest yet
Gotta collect bullshit that I done littered in the realm
Aim the whole game at you to fatigue and overwhelm


I crack the whip, you play the game
You're not gonna get the final boss tame
I crack the whip, you play the game
You′re not gonna get the final boss tame
I crack the whip, you play the game
You're not gonna get the final boss tame
I crack the whip, you play the game
You′re never gonna get the final boss tame

Final boss is the be-all, end-all class of society
Very exclusive but not higher than me
All this driving of the day and age might prove indecent
Cause me to find and strangle the baby of Jackie Gleason
But then I'm evil and recent, unpleasant and bent on my ends
At the final reckoning, too late to make amends
It's too late to make friends, I′m infuriated already
Primus cut a minion up while corrugated and steady

Stands between feet and fire, so go whistle
Go huddle a hobo corpse, nestle his gristle
This tower′s as your obstacle, my will will never bend
Doesn't matter how you struggle, never get you past the end

I crack the whip, you play the game
You′re not gonna get the final boss tame
I crack the whip, you play the game
You're not gonna get the final boss tame
I crack the whip, you play the game
You′re not gonna get the final boss tame
I crack the whip, you play the game
You're never gonna get the final boss tame

How could you defeat me? You don′t even know my name