006 Songtext
von mc chris
006 Songtext
You′ll never get out of here alive, MC
It's a flying fortress, and no one′s ever
Jumped over the side and survived
It's never happened, I've never seen it happen once
So just hand over the cash and hand over the girl
Forget about it, Chang, we′re getting out of here
And there′s nothing you can do about it
I've got a parachute embedded in the back of my Tuxedo
So now I′m gonna jump overboard and land in a car
Suitcase full of cash, so you know
I got the candy chrome
Automatic in the dash hand in her pantyhose
I got a fatty roll, we're doing 65
She opens up her mouth
And puts my dick inside
I keep them mystified
All these bitches creaming
Our windows gettin′ steamy
And she's so on my semen
Even when I′m sleeping, even when I'm dreaming
It's like Ghostbusters gettin′ blown
By ghosts and demons
Can′t believe it that deceiving
I know I am the shit
If I ain't emptying my dick
Then I empty my clip
So don′t even try to trip
'Cause I come strapped like raver pants
Got a AK-47 and you′re lit for laser tag
I don't mean to brag
I don′t mean to boast
My ride becomes a boat
And we start cruising down the coast
That's not only how I roll
But it's also how I flow
Bust a cap at the clouds
But unload in your throat
That′s right, I′ve got a car
That transforms into a boat
Nobody's got that
Try to catch me while I pass you
You can′t see my badass tattoo
I'm too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches
That you can′t catch, MC Chris
I am awesome I am bitching
I'm avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don′t have a wife
And kids 'cause you're about to be blown to bits?
Underwater mansion where you know
I grow the hydroponic, call it a sea lab
Let me tea bag you till you vomit
Now you go wash your face
And then go take a shower
Wash your vagina place
It′s tasting kinda sour
I had to brief the chief
Say "I′m awesome, want a raise?"
If he says "no," guess what
I'm gonna keep the case
You should have seen his face
Said, "I′ll give you what you need"
I said, "Hey yeah, you will
'Cause my name is MC," she in the walk-in yo
Hey, it′s got multi-spigots
I get her titties soapy
I grab her by the biscuit's
And yo I fuck her gently
I clean her dirty business
She′s screaming Jesus help me
And can I have a witness
We go to Mexico, on my motocross
To tell her bro hello, but he's a mini-boss
But you know how I flow, when it comes to steppin'
I don′t just kick his ass, I blow up his Zeppelin
(That′s right, I blew up his Zeppelin too
Ooh, the Humanity)
Try to catch me while I pass you
You can't see my badass tattoo
I′m too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches
That you can't catch MC Chris
I am awesome I am bitching
I′m avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don't have a wife
And kids ′cause you're about to be blown to bits?
Fuck you Robot Hitler head
I'll never join you, you expect me to believe
That titless body? What a bunch of bullshit
Fuck Me!? Fuck You!
Bitch in expedition, it′s a south
Pacific shoot out
I′m grounded and surrounded
And I gotta get the loot out
Jungle, ready with machete
I'm a agent that′s impatient
Naked jungle lady saved me
And I don't know where the, they went
Zombie knights has got me
And they lookin′ mighty mean
Fuck the foot bridge jump
Score the Wilhelm scream
Swingin' vines over mines in my ATV
Roll ladder to my chopper, what a great relief
Immortal motherfuckers have to
Suffer my wrath
Money hungry motherfuckers must
Regurgitate cash
My creepy chief wants to speak
But the freaks in the bath
They want the double ′O' dick all
Up in, they vag, what!?
(Robot Hitler Head surprisingly did not
Have a Zeppelin, but he did have a Zip car)
Try to catch me while I pass you
You can't see my badass tattoo
I′m too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches that you
Can′t catch MC Chris
I am awesome I am bitching
I'm avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don′t have a wife and kids?
'Cause, you′re about to be blown to bits
It's a flying fortress, and no one′s ever
Jumped over the side and survived
It's never happened, I've never seen it happen once
So just hand over the cash and hand over the girl
Forget about it, Chang, we′re getting out of here
And there′s nothing you can do about it
I've got a parachute embedded in the back of my Tuxedo
So now I′m gonna jump overboard and land in a car
Suitcase full of cash, so you know
I got the candy chrome
Automatic in the dash hand in her pantyhose
I got a fatty roll, we're doing 65
She opens up her mouth
And puts my dick inside
I keep them mystified
All these bitches creaming
Our windows gettin′ steamy
And she's so on my semen
Even when I′m sleeping, even when I'm dreaming
It's like Ghostbusters gettin′ blown
By ghosts and demons
Can′t believe it that deceiving
I know I am the shit
If I ain't emptying my dick
Then I empty my clip
So don′t even try to trip
'Cause I come strapped like raver pants
Got a AK-47 and you′re lit for laser tag
I don't mean to brag
I don′t mean to boast
My ride becomes a boat
And we start cruising down the coast
That's not only how I roll
But it's also how I flow
Bust a cap at the clouds
But unload in your throat
That′s right, I′ve got a car
That transforms into a boat
Nobody's got that
Try to catch me while I pass you
You can′t see my badass tattoo
I'm too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches
That you can′t catch, MC Chris
I am awesome I am bitching
I'm avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don′t have a wife
And kids 'cause you're about to be blown to bits?
Underwater mansion where you know
I grow the hydroponic, call it a sea lab
Let me tea bag you till you vomit
Now you go wash your face
And then go take a shower
Wash your vagina place
It′s tasting kinda sour
I had to brief the chief
Say "I′m awesome, want a raise?"
If he says "no," guess what
I'm gonna keep the case
You should have seen his face
Said, "I′ll give you what you need"
I said, "Hey yeah, you will
'Cause my name is MC," she in the walk-in yo
Hey, it′s got multi-spigots
I get her titties soapy
I grab her by the biscuit's
And yo I fuck her gently
I clean her dirty business
She′s screaming Jesus help me
And can I have a witness
We go to Mexico, on my motocross
To tell her bro hello, but he's a mini-boss
But you know how I flow, when it comes to steppin'
I don′t just kick his ass, I blow up his Zeppelin
(That′s right, I blew up his Zeppelin too
Ooh, the Humanity)
Try to catch me while I pass you
You can't see my badass tattoo
I′m too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches
That you can't catch MC Chris
I am awesome I am bitching
I′m avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don't have a wife
And kids ′cause you're about to be blown to bits?
Fuck you Robot Hitler head
I'll never join you, you expect me to believe
That titless body? What a bunch of bullshit
Fuck Me!? Fuck You!
Bitch in expedition, it′s a south
Pacific shoot out
I′m grounded and surrounded
And I gotta get the loot out
Jungle, ready with machete
I'm a agent that′s impatient
Naked jungle lady saved me
And I don't know where the, they went
Zombie knights has got me
And they lookin′ mighty mean
Fuck the foot bridge jump
Score the Wilhelm scream
Swingin' vines over mines in my ATV
Roll ladder to my chopper, what a great relief
Immortal motherfuckers have to
Suffer my wrath
Money hungry motherfuckers must
Regurgitate cash
My creepy chief wants to speak
But the freaks in the bath
They want the double ′O' dick all
Up in, they vag, what!?
(Robot Hitler Head surprisingly did not
Have a Zeppelin, but he did have a Zip car)
Try to catch me while I pass you
You can't see my badass tattoo
I′m too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches that you
Can′t catch MC Chris
I am awesome I am bitching
I'm avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don′t have a wife and kids?
'Cause, you′re about to be blown to bits
Writer(s): Christopher Ward, Andrew Futral Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com