Research (At Beach Resorts) Songtext
von Max Webster

Hot sun and tan
Yeah don′t you just dream
Boardwalk sand
Sand
Sand
Sand
Say cheese
Paddleboats
Surf ladies in shorts
Up and down the coast to coast
Yeah
Good cry
Research at beach resorts
Oh
Lined up crowds at the pavilions
Max is playing vacations
We're in Newport for research
To get abreast of things


To get abreast of things
Take your tourist toys to the closet
We just researched Wahsega Beach
Bonfire pits at midnight
Hangover rides at sunrise
Six
What is it that we stare at
Is it the passports and campsite stars
Or the monogrammed bikinis and cars
Or maybe we just need some perspiration
′Cause we're frostbitten Canadian boys
Put on the sunglasses
Get in on the parade
We're gonna cruise the beach
We just might get crazed
Come on researchers
Lined up crowds on weekends
Max is playing vacations