Higher Songtext
von Matt Bowen

I just need a little change, so that I can catch the bus
Check out this kid′s get up, looks like he might have some scratch!
Give us all your money, kid!
Sorry, not today man
Wait, why are we singing?
What the fuck is happening?

He said, let's binge, Griffin, we′ll have a rockin' time
On the one night of the year, when railing lines is not a crime
Soon he's off to college, while I vanish from his brain
He′ll be getting knowledge and remember me as lame
We′d thought it'd be terrific to be substance abusers
But that was quite horrific. You made us look like losers
The best night ever turned out pretty rotten
Now when he′s with new friends at Brown
I will be forgotten


I hate you so much, Hags, you probably ruined my life
I almost asked Lena to prom, and then to be my wife
What the fuck is happening!? My brain's completely fried
The night became unhinged, the thought just made me cringe
It′s not how it should be on The Binge
All I ever wanted was some friends
Pals with me 'til the very end
How I fix this now, I really don′t know how
We tore off an eyebrow and killed our lovely cow!

We're gonna get high, gonna get baked
Til' every inch of us just aches
Gonna do lines, gonna pop tabs
Ingest everything we grab
Have some shrooms then smoke some crack
Chase the dragon and shoot some smack
We won′t stop ′til all our brains are fucking fried
Cause the only thing that matters when we binge
Is we're gonna get high


If only I was brave
I could′ve asked her to the prom
I missed my opportunity and now my boner's gone
They ripped my fucking eyebrow off
I′m stuck singing this ballad
While Lena's off with someone else, I′m tossing my own salad
This will be the best prom ever, that promposal was so damn clever
But not knowing who, I'm so glad it was you
And not someone like Griffin or Trevor
We'll live happily ever
No!

Sarah, my sweet, you′re probably with some foreign guy
You thought it′d be a treat, maybe Swede or maybe Thai
Best night ever! Maybe a one night stand
Who will be my new endeavor, could be a woman or a man?
I don't give a fuck, maybe both
A three way oughta float my boat

We′re gonna get high, gonna get baked
Til' every inch of us just aches
Gonna do lines, gonna pop tabs
Ingest everything we grab
Have some shrooms then smoke some crack
Chase the dragon and shoot some smack
We′re gonna get high, gonna get baked
Til' every inch of us just aches
Gonna do lines, gonna pop tabs
Ingest everything we grab
Cook some meth, how ′bout black tar?
While giving hand jobs in the car
We're gonna get high, gonna get baked
Til' every inch of us just aches
Gonna do lines, gonna pop tabs
Ingest everything we grab
Have some shrooms then smoke some crack
Chase the dragon and shoot some smack

Cause the only thing that matters when we binge
Cause the only thing that matters when we binge
The only thing that matters is we get so fucking high!