Katrina Songtext
von Marvelous 3

I was the kind of kid back in school
That wore a members only jacket and said it was cool
That′s when I met Katrina, she was best friends with Seshel
I thought she was the one, yeah, I thought that she was special
I saw her in the hall about a quarter to three
I said, "I'll take you in my Nova to the tasty free"
She said, "I know all about you more than I should
I know all about your dirty mates you keep in the woods"

So tell me, how am I supposed to act
When I′ve been stalked by a lesbian?
I can't sleep a wink and I'm married to the effigry
How am I supposed to sleep when I′ve been stalked by a lesbian now?
Stalked by a lesbian now


Now don′t take it light, it might seem funny to you
Yesterday my science project was covered in glue
So I asked that guy Seshel, I said, "Was it something I said?"
He said, "Quit being so fucking paranoid, it's all in your head"
The way she′s looking at me, I think she wants me to be
The guy that always gets shot in every movie you see
Oh god, she's walking this way, oh god, what can I say?
And I hope and I pray that she can have my brains today

So tell me, how am I supposed to think
When I′ve been stalked by a lesbian?
I can't sleep a wink and I′m married to the effigry
How am I supposed to sleep when I've been stalked by a lesbian now?
Stalked by a lesbian now
Stalked by a lesbian now

So I was at a bar the other night and I looked across the room
And there's this girl, and she walks up to me and she′s beautiful
And she says, "Hey, I′m Katrina, do you remember me?"
And I freaked, I said, "Oh my god, I thought you looked familiar"
About this time, this four hundred fucking pound woman walks up
With Katrina's face tattooed on the side of her neck
She comes waddling up and says, "Don′t fuck with my girl"
I looked at Jabba straight in the fucking eye and I said
"Don't worry, every time I picture Katrina′s face
It's gonna be on the side of your gross fat-ass three-chinned neck"
She says, "Are you stupid?" I said, "No, I′m just sober!"


So tell me, how am I supposed to sleep
When I've been stalked by a lesbian?
I can't sleep a wink and I′m married to the effigry
How am I supposed to act when I′ve been stalked by a lesbian now?
Stalked by a lesbian now
Stalked by a lesbian now

I hope she beat the shit outta you homophobic f-