The Magic Cat Songtext
von Markley

I have a magic cat
With soft and furry paws
Sleeps a lot with a rubber mouse
Locked between her jaws

My friend, the fatty rat
Thought cat caught his mother
Screaming all over the house
A-running for the law

The magic cat, the fatty rat, and I
Have secret plans to blow up the land
Boom, boom! Boom, boom!


Straw, the pink policeman
Tore right through the wall, "Draw!"
"A gentle fawn on the lawn
Is nude and that′s against the law"
That's against the law

My friend, the trick tiger
Keeps guns in his bedroom
Dynamite, oily rags
In Egyptian tombs

The magic cat, the fatty rat, and I
Have secret plans to blow up the land
Boom, boom! Boom, boom!

Girls don′t know much, so young
Everyone starts to run
We'll be back in a couple of hours
If no one sees the gun


All right, I have a magic cat
With soft and furry paws
Sleeps a lot with a rubber mouse
Locked between her jaws
(Yeah, come on now, yeah)