115 Lbs Songtext
von Mark McGuinn

There is a sign on a telephone pole
Down the street from me
It said "Lose thirty pounds in thirty days
With a money back guarantee"
I never paid it much attention
′Cause I keep my weight just right
Then I went and lost me a hundred
And fifteen pounds last night

She took that beautiful body
And that long golden hair
Stole my heart and vanished
In the cool night air
I watched those pounds melt away
'Til I was too weak to fight
I lost a hundred and fifteen pounds last night


I went to see my doctor
And he said "Boy, you ain′t lookin' good
Are you takin' all of your vitamin C?
Are you sleepin′ like you should?"
Hey, doc, this is what has happened
To make me such a terrible sight
I lost me a hundred
And fifteen pounds last night

She took that beautiful body
And that long golden hair
Stole my heart and vanished
In the cool night air
I watched those pounds melt away
′Til I was too weak to fight
I lost a hundred and fifteen pounds last night

I watched those pounds melt away
'Til I was too weak to fight
Yeah, I lost me a hundred
And fifteen pounds last night
Yeah, I lost me a hundred
A hundred and fifteen pounds last night