Oreiental Drag Songtext
von Mark Germino

Fusameshi, Jill
Said to Bossa Nova Bill
I do feel I′m not so well
I do feel I'm not so well

I woke up last night
With concentric circle light
Flashing on inside my head
My first thought was I was dead
That is odd my dear
But it′s nothing you should fear
All your symptoms wave a flag
To an oriental drag

I contracted the same thing myself once
It should not last more than a week
To let your hair down an inch would be helpful
But the best cure is try not to sleep


Did it seem that your
Equilibrium was poor
Did you have to stop and sit down
Were you in a crowd downtown
There's no need, I said
To be oversensitive
Don't let your shoulders shrink or sag
It′s just an oriental drag

I contracted the same thing myself once
Between Hang Chow and Shanghai I swam
But it was over before I knew I was
Somewhere in the Gulf of Siam

Fusameshi, Jill
Said to Bossa Nova Bill
I do feel I′m not so well
I do feel I'm not so well
But I believe you Bill
What you said, it fits so well
Though it′s an eerie circumstance
Bossa Nova Bill
Let's dance