I’m Your Waitress Songtext
von Mainström

Ring the bell and I′ll be there
You need help and I'll take care
You found dirt in the living room
I′ll be there with my rag, yeah

If I don't obey, slap my ass and I will
Appetite? I'm your waitress
And my place is the kitchen

Don′t move, relax, I′ll run and see what you need
Stay there on the sofa that's where you belong after work

I′m your waitress, I'm your waitress for tonight
I will fix you a drink and roast and flavour your meal
I′m your waitress, I'm your waitress for tonight
Uargh


Ring the bell and I′ll be there
You need help and I'll take care
I shut up if you want me to
'Cause who cares for the housewife??

Don′t move, relax, I′ll run and see what you need
Stay there on the sofa that's where you belong after work

I′m your waitress, I'm your waitress for tonight
I will fix you a drink and roast and flavour your meat
I′m your waitress, I'm your waitress for tonight
Uargh

I clean up your mess, I′m sewing your socks
I'm toasting your toast, taking doggy for a walk
I care for whatever you want me to do

YEAH

I'm your waitress, I′m your waitress for tonight
I will fix you a drink and piss and spit in your beer
I′m your waitress, I'm your waitress for tonight