Iran Songtext
von Madchild

(You ever see a - give a mule a blowjob?)
Rah!
Aye!
Ha, ha (hey, Little Monster)

Yeah, I′m a fiery fuckin' beast, holmes, I ain′t playing
I spit white grease lightning, microphone slaying
I get down upon my knees and I start praying
I'm barbaric with these bars, man, I'm archaic

Sleeping on some pizza boxes, was a vagrant
Got rich, started popping oxys, different fragrance
′Cause dope addicts don′t bathe, they keep to doping
Now I'm fuckin′ clean, gonna make it, keep on hoping (let's go)

I meet a Muslim and say, "As-salamu alaykum!"
Looking at me crazy ′cause I'm eating a piece of bacon
Quick to machete you like I just came from Iran
My plan, coming up with a high brand


BAX WAR, deadly as the juice that′s in a scorpion's tail
Five years, smoking opium in jail
I'm telling ya, I was living in a opian hell
Now I owe so much money I don′t open the mail

So-called friends, bitch, they′re hoping I fail
So they can drag me to the bottom where we're broken in hell
Yeah, scum sucking, cocksucking, dirty bottom feeders (fuck you!)
Don′t need your dead bred tension, I already got a heater

It's the return of the motherfucking monster, bitch
Madchild, here to fuckin′ chomp your shit
Completely bonkers, thoughts, never constant, kid
If you don't like it, you could suck a donkey′s dick

It's the return of the motherfucking monster, bitch
Madchild, here to fuckin' chomp your shit
Completely bonkers, thoughts, never constant, kid
If you don′t like it, you could suck a donkey′s dick


Lead Incredible Hulk, and I'm half falcon and half Vulcan
Working out ′til I'm bulky, you will not see mad sulking
Not the bad culprit, not corporate, I′m mad morbid
An orphan that won't forfeit, a fortifying rap orchid
Not in the right lodger, my thoughts they are quite tortured
You′re hot, but you're not scorched, betrayed in the wrong portrait
Rap, business, covering the hole damn it
Eating bocconcini and Balsamic in a gold hammock

I'm Foghorn Leghorn biting on a ham hock
Dangerous like Nicolas Cage visiting Bangkok
I got fuckin′ superpowers like Hancock
Underground rappers don′t get bitches, hand cock
Welcome to JamRock, lucky like a shamrock
Middle-aged, still full of childish dreams like a sandbox
Wish that I could find a mermaid, man
So I could stick my sea serpent in a mermaid's clam

It′s the return of the motherfucking monster, bitch
Madchild, here to fuckin' chomp your shit
Completely bonkers, thoughts, never constant, kid
If you don′t like it, you could suck a donkey's dick

It′s the return of the motherfucking monster, bitch
Madchild, here to fuckin' chomp your shit
Completely bonkers, thoughts, never constant, kid
If you don't like it, you could suck a donkey′s dick

Lyrically, I′m a power star, outcome could be yucky
Compared to most people on this planet, I feel lucky
In a warm bubble bath, playing with my rubber ducky
A couple hot Asians, a little sucky-sucky
Me love you long time, but then I'll call a taxi
′Cause I'd rather be at home when I am finished, just relaxing
Get a second wind, call a girl named Becky
And stick four fingers up her puss like a trecky

Little young punks, don′t you ever disrespect me
Leave you lying, flopping all around like you got epilepsy
Hit you so hard, thoughts, you will not be recollecting
Was an awful lot connected with those cops, are not protecting
But now thoughts are not projected towards a life that's been neglected
I′d rather be a rapper that's eccentric and infecting
So suck my fuckin' ballsack, you can suck my nutsack
Fuck that, I′m a scumbag, hunch like a hunchback

It′s the return of the motherfucking monster, bitch
Madchild, here to fuckin' chomp your shit
Completely bonkers, thoughts, never constant, kid
If you don′t like it, you could suck a donkey's dick

It′s the return of the motherfucking monster, bitch
Madchild, here to fuckin' chomp your shit
Completely bonkers, thoughts, never constant, kid
If you don′t like it, you could suck a donkey's dick

Suck it!