FUNK BUNKER Songtext
von Mad Apple Circus

Yeah I′ve come and get down to break a money maker
So much tequila, I need a salt shaker
Gary's in my wallet know he′s coming out later
But don't mind me cause I'm not a trouble maker
Thank you for your story, a yes or no will do
You′re sounding like you′re on one, I'll keep my eye on you
There are three rules to follow, let′s see what you can do
Don't be a cock, go wash your cock and don′t request a tune
Don't request a tune?
Nah, or the DJ will box ya
With no prior warning? No, because I just told ya
And low the bullshit, I really wouldn′t bother
Break the rules
And what?
And you're six foot under!
Alright mate, chill a bit, I'm not committing murder
Go in, get pissed a bit and walk home with a burger
Call it a couple english queens and we′ll take this no further
Jammy prick, enjoy the tip
Come in the Funk Bunker!

Funk Bunker, Bunk Funkerin, diggidy dump
The double bounce, little petals getting smuggled in
Tap draught′s got a hint of the piss
Resident revellers know give it a miss like this

Funk bunker, Bunk funker'n, diggidy dump
The double bounce, little petals getting smuggled in
Tap draught′s got a hint of the piss
The resident revellers know
Hey you alright girls? (Hey!)


I'm in the market to interact
Heading the pack with a grin to flash
Check my swagger
I′ll have a double G&T then it's right to the front to find the ladies
It′s going to be going off
The collar's off
I've got the whippet and I′m ready for the lift off
Got the chat and I′m killing the charm
Well it's first the flattery then spinning the yarn
Now I′m syllable fishing I'm angling for a go
Other blokes are fetching their tangled lines from the hedgerow
Clear lacquer with a flawless face
I′ve got a Donny in the wallet but he's well out of date
A peppering of etiquette, that′s all the cover I need
The fact is I'm the worst of fiends
I'm out for the game, the chase for the fame
The flawless and faded, the faceless and wasted

Funk Bunker, Bunk Funkerin, diggidy dump
The double bounce, little petals getting smuggled in
Tap draught′s got a hint of the piss
Resident revellers know give it a miss like this

Funk Bunker, Bunk Funkerin, diggidy dump
The double bounce, little petals getting smuggled in
Tap draught′s got a hint of the piss
Resident revellers know give it a miss like

Funk Bunker, Bunk Funkerin, diggidy dump
The double bounce, little petals getting smuggled in
Tap draught's got a hint of the piss
Resident revellers know give it a miss like this

Funk Bunker, Bunk Funkerin, diggidy dump
The double bounce, little petals getting smuggled in
Tap draught′s got a hint of the piss
Resident revellers know give it a miss like