Bubba's Sulky Lounge Songtext
von Mackenzie Leighton

Nicole would love it here at Bubba′s Sulky Lounge
Like walking into an antique store or the attic of grandma's house
More like an emporium or an oddities saloon
Two light up dance floors and mannequins in every room

You′ll have the time of your life at Bubba's Sulky Lounge
The drinks are not that good but cheap for a good night out
Among bicycles, an old canoe, a dentist's chair
Who might you happen to run into there

Oh I′ll tell you who you′ll run into there


An old man in aviators wearing penny loafers too
Your high school guidance counselor
And all your moms old friends from book group
You might even run into someone who used to babysit you
And you're gonna make ′um feel real old

Just to warn you
There's a swingers party in the back room
From meetup.com

Just to warn you
All the girls on the football team have arrived
And they′re all looking to get it on

And if you're lucky you′ll find
An old lover or maybe five
And if you're lucky they'll fight over you outside
While ya dance with 80 year old Jerry
To Mambo number 5