Fake Ralphy Songtext
von Lunar C

Travel the world you won′t meet no one as cool as me

Jump out the whip looking like a young lunacy
I'm flogging knock off gear I′m about my business

All I ever wanted was a thousand bitches
And some ralphie slippers
But I never got it cause that shit is too expensive
Used to wonder what I had to do to get it
That's why I made it cheaper for the poor kids

So they can all afford it
And changed the logo cause I'm not good at drawing horses
These days everybody′s so cliché
Everyone looks, talks and acts like each other
Little privileged kids that rap like they′re gutter
I can tell that you never got slapped by your mother

Yeah they got yay and ounces
Weigh it out and break it down
Save the drought I'm making thousands
I′m just flogging fake routes


In a league of my own on my throne rocking dolo
Don't speak like I owe you or don′t get my own dough
I'm prepped for anything I′m prepped for anything
I'm blessed just let me live tell them to let me live

Can't catch up to me nah I′m just a beast
No man can compete
You′re pushing keys like you're Pusha T and I′m pushing teeth

So what if I get high that's up to me

I′m just a weed man why ain't all this crack tough to beat
Broke rappers wondering whether to sign on or sell drugs
At least if you′re shot you're dumb fans will think you're more real
But it′s bait when they approach you and pester you in the dole queue
I think it′s harsh you gotta put up with that ordeal
My bootlegs are the best you've ever seen
You can see that I came far from selling weed
I′m a star catch me on the red carpet fresh and clean
Next to Cara Delevingne
Tryna hide the biggest heart I'll never see

In a league of my own on my throne rocking dolo
Don′t speak like I owe you or don't get my own dough
I′m prepped for anything I'm prepped for anything
I'm blessed just let me live tell them to let me live


Take yay and ounces
Weigh it out and break it down
Save the drought I′m making thousands
I′m just flogging fake routes