Tea Time With Maseo Songtext
von Lovage

I said to her, "Face reality, but why can′t you face the truth?"
Courvoisier, ain't nothin′ but another name for Hennessey

It's happening every day
And what is she gonna do about it?
She's just one person against all of us

It looks rough and grimy and grungy
Maybe a little bit more bleach
Maybe some Woolite
Will help, you know, give it a whiter, fresher smell

′Cause music is my whole life, I took (me)
Singing lessons, guitar lessons, dancing lessons
Tap dancing lessons (yeah, it′s mine)
I tried to learn how to play the drums
I took piano lessons, but I, I revolve around music
And the people associated with it
And that means all the cute boys


Sorry, I don't, really, I don′t
I don't have much technique at all
I get a big, uh, gallon of ketchup, Heinz ketchup
Um, it′s not so fatty on the meat, and um, it's juicy
And they have this Moo Shu sauce that goes very well
It′s very great, it's zesty, it's good, sweet

He′s really crazy, he′s really horny
"Randy" is what they call it
Randy? (Randy)
And he's puny too, he′s-
Those English dudes are so kinky, God!
Jimmy loves being beaten

As for me, um
Now, I'm known for sweating pretty hard
And if I don′t wear any socks with my shoes
It's important for me to put some baby powder in my shoes
To keep my shoes nice and fresh and clean, smelling good