Get a Room Songtext
von Lorraine Feather

It′s pretty obvious you're not my type
But when we′re together people snipe

Get a room, get a room, get a room
I'm not your destiny
Uh-uh, no way
But time and again we hear 'em say
Get a room, get a room, get a room

You′re careful and cautious and so polite
I don′t care whose cage I'm rattling
This isn′t a matter of left and right
Like Jim Carville and Mary Matalin
You've always been the one whose chops I bust
The cop on the corner mutters just

Get a room, get a room, get a room
We explain to him that opposites sometimes repel
As a couple construction workers yell
Get a room, get a room, get a room


That little accent I do
Never seems to amuse you
Tell me all about this spring break in Baltimore
I′ve only heard it nine times before
It's highly unusual for you to show up in my dreams
But if my cranky parrot screams

Get a room, get a room

She goes ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Get a room, you two

I lack the particular outs and ins
Of women you refer to as goddesses
You speak, I don′t ever hear violins
Or even the ripping of bodices
Smartasses think they're wise
Total strangers roll their eyes
And school kids won't let it lie
No mercy when we pass by
They point, they laugh, time after time
Sometimes they chant this jump-rope rhyme

They go ah, ah, ay, ay, say boom, boom, boom

Ah, ah, ay, ay, get a room, get a room, get a room

Oh, oh, oh, liar, liar, pants on fire
My face wasn′t either turning red that time your mother said

Get a room, get a room

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh


Just get a room, you two

Snowed in in Fargo, no one′s flying, what do you know
Work trip, deadbeat, nothing's free but the honeymoon suite
Beat bucks, no choice, then I hear a familiar voice
Hear you near me, sounding pitiful as can be
Is there any way I could possibly

Get a room, get a room, get a room

And the rest is history