Smartphone Calling Back Songtext
von LOLNEIN

It seems you really mean the things you spout
That′s alerting
I assumed you're only flipping out
′Cause you're hurting
Since it must be tough
Becoming this irrelevant
But I've had enough
I′ll end you and your Finnish friend

How can someone like you
Believe they are top notch
When all that they can do
Is slam their face against their crotch
So you stopped selling well
And this is how you behave
Even Alexander Graham Bell
Is turning in his grave


Or do you hold those views
′Cause you think you're ahead
Did you just never get the news
Since all the WAP websites are dead
Here′s a push-notification
You'll be shoved off your high horse
Could you parse this information
Or should I switch to morse

Your speakers are so old
When you were talking smack
I thought Australia called
′Cause it sounded like a boomer rang
You can survive a throw
Yet didn't make a comeback
When smartphones have to go
At least sometimes they do it with a bang

Ring ring ring ring ring ring
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Ring ring ring ring ring ring
Ring ring ring ring


You′re as smart
As your screen is bright
Das Pferd frisst keinen Gurkensalat
You don't know whom I just quoted, right
He invented this device called telephone
A fitting name he's got
Johann Philipp Reis
Coincidence, I think not

You′re right I′m hot
Wink, wink, eggplant, peach
Your four is the only spot
With a G that you can reach
All this aggression
And you still can't make our unlock methods work
Since you A leave no impression
And B are a two-faced jerk

Ring ring ring ring ring ring
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Ring ring ring ring ring ring
Ring ring ring ring

Did you put me on hold
To go and call LOLNEIN
One one to help assault
Another gadget you feel threatened by
Call back when you are done
I sure won′t hold the line
You say it's just for fun
But deep down inside you want to cry