Shower Pee Songtext
von lil dimwit

The water is running
And so is my mind
I′ve gotta go to work
But for now it's all fine
Hands through my hair
Don′t forget shampoo
I should be getting out
But I've got something left to do


Let it go like the past
Let it fall like the rain
Release your strain
Let it go
Nice and slow
Let it flow down the drain
Let it rush like a river
Let it fall like a waterfall
Answer the call
There you go
Now you know
Let it trickle down the wall
It's time to be free
Shower pee

I know what′s you′re thinking
Ew that's so gross
Some of that stuff
Could get on your toes
But it′s not insane
There's a drain down below
The answer is plain
Plus who′s gonna know


Let it go like Elsa from Frozen
Let it fall like the Berlin wall
Release it all
Let it go
No you don't
Need a bathroom stall
So let it flow like a bullet wound bleeding
Let it out like a mother breastfeeding
See what I mean
Let it flow
Down below
Multitask while you′re cleaning

Sounding just like
Splish splash splish
(Come on now)
Trickle trickle trickle
(Let me hear ya)
Splish splash splish
(Everybody)
Dribble dribble dribble
So much liquid
Everywhere
Some is yellow
I don't care
This is how I start my day
With a little splash and spray
I don't care what you say
I′m gonna pee anyway

Let it fly like a nuclear missile
Let it fall like an old man down the stairs
Like a show below
Drip with flare
Go Jackson Pollock down there
Oh
Let it out like a violent sneeze
Let it free like every animal in captivity
Are listening to me
On the count of three now
Hey
One
Two
Three
It′s time to be free
Ah
(What are you doing in my house)
I- I thought you were out of town
(Are you peeing in all my showers again)
No
(You're peeing right now)
I can stop
(Get out)
I′m really sorry
(Get out)
Shower pee