No More TP Songtext
von lil dimwit

Trip to the toilet, here we go
Party is great but well you know
Clear space, make haste, ′cause I really can't wait
If your potty′s a nonprofit, I need to donate
Slacks slide off with record speed
Take my time, my phone I read
But when I'm done that's when I see
My current state is OMG ′cause

No more TP (TP)
No more TP (TP)
It′s so freaky
When there's no more TP
No more TP (No)
No more TP (No)
No more TP
Ain′t got no more TP


I stay calm, under control
Find more TP is my goal
All I have's one empty roll
And one dirty, smelly, stinky hole
It′s a bad code red, on a bad code brown
Cabinet overhead, there's none to be found
Peak out the door and no one′s around
I don't want to shout and loudly announce there's

No more TP (TP)
No more TP (TP)
It′s not easy
When there′s no more TP
No more TP (No)
No more TP (No)
No more TP
Ain't got no more TP

Deep breath, pull up my pants
Leave, in an awkward stance
Music plays but I can′t dance
I see the host that's when I ask


Heyyy great party
(Oh my gosh thanks for coming)
Yeah no, the vibe is just
It′s totally- it's so- so
Listen, where do you keep your extra toilet paper?
(Oh I don′t have any extra toilet paper)
Excuse me?
(We're a toilet paper-free house
But, we do have a bidet)
(Bidet)
(B-Bidet)
Oh
(Bidet)
(Bidet)

Okay so
Back to the bathroom, thar she blows
It's my first time, but here it goes
Slowly scared, I count it down
Three, two, one
Woah ho ho
Hahaha hooo
Ha ha haaa
Oh
Wow

No more TP (TP)
No more TP (TP)
No sir-e-e
I′ll use no more TP (Give me that bidet)
No more TP (Bidet)
No more TP (Bidet)
Bidet for me (Bidet)
I′ll use no more TP (Bidet)