Bitch I’m Poor Songtext
von lil dimwit

Babe we haven′t been on a date in almost a month
Come on
Let's go do something fun

Bitch I′m poor
(Ain't got no jet)
Bitch I'm poor
(Crippling debt)
Bitch I′m poor
(No assets yet)
Bitch I′m poor
(Like I steal Baguettes)


Like emperor penguins my bills are in the negative
Spending of my bills is not a way I can live
I'm saving every cent living with my parents
May not be paying rent but my patience is spent
They say money can′t buy you happiness
Well, I say life is like a game of chess
That means um... Well it means um
It's complicated and I don′t get the rules
People call me stingy and they say that I'm cheap
Well my wallet is a stack of quarters in a heap
The rich count their money I just count some sheep
Cause the only time I treat myself is when I′m asleep
My finest fine dining is some Taco Bell
But it doesn't really cast a strong love spell
Cause girl, you and I could get quesadillas
But there ain't nothing sexy about cheap tortillas

P double O. R.
I don′t drive a dope car
P double O. R.
Rich? From it, I′m far
P double O. R.
I don't drive a dope car
P double O. R.
Rich? From it, I′m far
Bitch I'm poor
(Ain′t got no jet)
Bitch I'm poor
(Crippling debt)
Bitch I′m poor
(No assets yet)
Bitch I'm poor
(Like I steal baguettes)


Girl, I love you like Kanye loves Kanye
But how do you feel about fasting like Gandhi
Sometimes I feel like I'm going Van Gogh
Cause my money is scarce as endangered rhino
I don′t mean to complain forgive my sissy fits
Debt on my back uphill still like Sisyphus
No more debt for me I′m trynna live debt-free
That's why a date with me is a game of Yahtzee
Yahtzee
Bitch I′m poor
Put your hands up if you're poor
(Put em up)
I said hands up if you′re
(Put em up)
Barely scraping by
Feel like you will die
Who has seven bucks and two thumbs
This guy
(All right)

P double O. R.
I don't drive a dope car
P double O. R.
Rich? From it, I′m far
P double O. R.
I don't drive a dope car
P double O. R.
Rich? From it, I'm far
Bitch I′m poor
(Ain′t got no jet)
Bitch I'm poor
(Crippling debt)
Bitch I′m poor
(No assets yet)
Bitch I'm poor
(Like I steal baguettes)

Being with me isn′t useful money wise
Cause I'm careful with financials so my ship won′t capsize
If you're dating me girl you better like ramen noodles
And if you want dessert I got gas station strudels
And when we're at a restaurant and you want some fries
You gonna need to tell the waiter you need a small size
All unnecessary perks in life are unwise
Hey can- can we not get the fries
Bitch I′m poor
Bitch I′m poor
So uh
W-Would you like to go to Taco Bell
Cause actually
The quesadillas are like seven bucks
So if we could stick to the dollar menu
That would be great
Like a three-item limit
For both of us
Love you
Bitch I'm poor